Saturday, March 10, 2012

Darcy's Donkey Lyrics - Some Bad Language Sorry

What's The Rumpus?
Release date: 7/8/2008
Track Listing: Darcy's Donkey

I came home late on a Sunday, and the house was a screaming zoo

I couldn’t tell if it was a party or a full on wrecking crew

there were barrels of Booze in my bathroom, Bodies all over my floor

they charging me a cover at my own front door!

When the whole thing’s over, there’s gonna be hell to pay,

But when its upside, downside, inside out, what else can you say?

Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What’s the Rumpus ?

Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What’s the Rumpus ?

Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What’s the Rumpus ?

Cad e an sceil a buachail? What’s the Rumpus?

A pack of Peruvian peddlers, were giving Guinness to their
llamas

One came out of my bedroom, wearing my best pajamas,

Half a dozen Hungarian dancers doing Hornpipes on the bar

Something running in the kitchen, It might have been my car

You know when the whole thing’s over, there’s gonna be hell to
pay,

But when its upside, downside inside out, what else can you say?

Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What’s the Rumpus ?

Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What’s the Rumpus ?

Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What’s the Rumpus ?

Cad e an sceil a buachail? What’s the Rumpus?

Walshie’s waltzing with a tree, pete and podge were on their
backs

Drunken Monkey's drinking draino and the guarda's in the jacks

people hanging out my windows, and bowling down my hall

Mad Music loud enough to shake the shingles off the wall.

You know when the whole thing’s over, there’s gonna be hell to
pay,

But when its upside, downside inside out, what else can you say?

Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What’s the Rumpus ?

Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What’s the Rumpus ?

Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What’s the Rumpus ?

Cad e an sceil a buachail? What’s the Rumpus?

(Dm) A hundred days at sea, A retch
away from misery

(G) Rummies and rats and tarry jacks my only family (break)

The island of salvation Is still a scream a way

As the lungs of the night Blow out the light my heart kneels Down to pray

(strait into chorus)

Lord why did you take her She meant so much to me

Now I’m a wretched soul on a privateer Drowning out at sea

I’m killing and I’m drinking My blue heart to black

But I swear oh lord I’ll never sin again If you bring her back

Gypsy was a siren, Dripping with desire

Her moonless hair and skin so fair as warm as frozen fire

She had the loyalty of a cat, behind those pale green eyes

through her cherry lips, the devil slipped, a thousand lies

A clan of rogues and vagabonds, occupied her head

That thieving band took her pale white hand and stole her from my bed

And like a ghost ship in the night, She drifted out once more

To land upon the sand of another lover’s shore

Lord why did you take her She meant so
much to me

Now I’m a wretched soul on a privateer Drowning out at sea

I’m killing and I’m drinking My blue heart to black

But I swear oh lord I’ll never sin again If you bring her back

In my sleeping mind she sings a sad
and lonely lullabye

When I wake there’s just the ache it will haunt me till I die

When those winds of vanity no longer blow her west

I pray they’ll guide her home (across the foam) and put my heart to rest

Press gang filled this Man-o-War To make the black mouthed cannon roar

Now all my trade is ball and blade, and blood forever more

And the sting of salt and spray, the ocean’s howl and squall

A stumbling wreck, I roam the deck, at the devil’s beck and call at the
devil’s beck and call

Lord why did you take her She meant so
much to me

Now I’m a wretched soul on a privateer Drowning out at sea

I’m killing and I’m drinking My blue heart to black

But I swear oh lord I’ll never sin again If you bring her back

Twas up the Bluestack
mountains, D’arcy kept a bit of a still

We were sneaking home a bottle, when the guards came up the hill

“Lose the booze” cried D’arcy! And before we could reply,

He’d poured it in the nosebag of his donkey standing by.

The donkey had a ganky leg, and only one good eye.

When he got a lick of the whiskey, well you’d swear that he could fly

He rocketed through the roundabout, and down by jamsie’s bar,

Then he vaulted through the hedges at the track at ballintra

Here’s to you, to me
and one and all

To the garda, and the gargle, and the trophy on the wall

Here’s to you, to me and one and all

the day that D’arcy’s drunken donkey won the race at Donegal

The gardai chased the
donkey, and we followed in pursuit,

For fear they’d spill the whiskey, we begged them not to shoot

We barreled through the turnstiles we got there just in time,

To place our bets before the lot of ‘em reached the starting line.

The flag was up the race was on, the donkey looked behind

He saw the guards were after him but sure he didn’t mind

He had himself another sip and a second one as well,

Then bucked and kicked and knocked the competition all to hell.

Here’s to you, to me
and one and all

To the garda, and the gargle, and the trophy on the wall

Here’s to you, to me and one and all

the day that D’arcy’s drunken donkey won the race at Donegal

The donkey past the
post about a lap or two ahead

He finished off the whiskey and then toppled over dead

We went to check the bets and found when everything was done

the garda came in second and paid 35 to one!

So we dragged the donkey’s carcass down to jamesies for a pint

To drink up all our winnings, and to celebrate the night

We missed the poor old Donkey, but still we had to laugh

When Jamesie made a trophy of the Donkey’s better half

So raise a beer in the
air, to that famous derriere

Everybody raise a glass to D’arcy’s ass! D’arcy’s ass!

CHORUS

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